Week 4 Game Recaps - Poem Style (with some help from ChatGPT)

Brandgenuity 70, Newmark 59 (Sonnet)
In Chelsea's court, where eager players meet, Brandgenuity faced Newmark's title claim. With prowess shown in every swift retreat, They vied for victory, pursuing fame.

Wohl's thirty points, a forceful, leading score, While Grossman added twenty-four with might. Their combined names are GrossWohl, advanced the team's high floor, Securing triumph in the evening's fight.

McCants-Goldman, for Newmark, battled hard, Fifteen points earned, with four rebounds vast. Yet, Brandgenuity's defense stood on guard, Ensuring that their lead would firmly last.

Seventy to fifty-nine, the final score, Brandgenuity's unbeaten streak now four.

Sorry this poem, wasn't very funny, I'm just a chat robot, and I need some more money.

Glasenglitter 52, Verstolo 50 (Limerick)

In Chelsea's gym, the fan held its breath, As Glasenglitter faced Verstolo's test. A tie on the board, A last-second score, A drawn-up play secured their conquest. The fan went to the bathroom at halftime and missed the rest.

DRG Talent 61, Elite Pets 57 (Haiku)

DRG took flight,
Elite Pets barked, "Not tonight!"
But it did not work

Sherwood 52, Novig 44 (Acrostic)

Rebounds and assists, both teams had
Baskets scored, by both teams
As one team lost and one team won, both teams played

Vision 55, RDA 51 (Pantoum)

The ball was tipped, the crowd did roar,
RDA stumbled, Vision did score.
A loud buzzer, the final score in sight,
Merry Chanukah to all, and to all a good night.

Novig 53, Newmark 50 (Epigram)

Newmark played twice, their legs felt done,
They weren't featured on the Insta, but we hope they had fun.
Novig won, Newmark was blue
So many types of poems exist, who knew?!